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\"Host\" is a song by British indie rock band The Crocketts. Credited to Davey MacManus and The Crocketts and produced by Charlie Francis, \"Host\" was featured on the band's 2000 second album The Great Brain Robbery, and released as its first single on 3 April 2000.
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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Surcouf was a T 47-class destroyer of the French Navy. She was the fourth French ship named in honour of privateer and slave trader Robert Surcouf.
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