{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
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