{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?","punchline":"It was two-tired.","id":421}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How can you tell a vampire has a cold?","punchline":"They start coffin.","id":113}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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