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Dirty Karma was an indie rock band from Mexico City, Mexico. Performing in Spanish and English, they were active from 2005 to 2011.
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\n\n\nThe Akananuru, sometimes called Nedunthokai, is a classical Tamil poetic work and one of the Eight Anthologies (Ettuthokai) in the Sangam literature. It is a collection of 400 love poems with invocatory poem dedicated to Perumal. The collected poems were composed by 144 poets, except 3 poems which are by anonymous author(s). The poems range between 13 and 31 lines, and are long enough to include more details of the subject, episode and its context. According to Kamil Zvelebil – a Tamil literature and history scholar, they are \"one of the most valuable collections\" from ancient Tamil history perspective.
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